Thursday, September 23, 2010

just a scramble words

its been a long time since i posted the last one!!

so now i'm gonna talk about the new semester and what happen before

before, i have a nice maybe but tiring time as a committee in uni
esp. when i can tell them what to do just to get my signature haha!!

then, is it holiday for me? NOT AT ALL
its basically the time for me to go out from my apartment
and sleep at another place, i.e. my new house :D
i am very happy to have a new house but not happy at all during the prep time
what i've got from all the work to move to pluit?
well, just exhausted, bites from insects which makes my skin REALLY badlooking, ugh!!

yeah, thats the end of holiday for me then university starts again
the truth is i want another 2/3 days more just to relax a bit but what can i do

i am the ONLY girl in the class, well it doesnt matter because i've got no girl friends in is before
but things are different now, or rather my feelings are different now
that makes everything not as used to be but a little bit uneasy
buy fyi, the hurts in my hearts isnt just a little bit but its big enough but i managed it anyway
doubts are still unspoken, only told in hearts in silence and confusions

but today is 23th of september and its my bothers' girlfriend's bday
so it means that tomorrow issssss 24th september hahaha
its my my bday <3
well, nothing special about it but today is the last day i am beinng 17 hehe

i just hope that for the coming days i can be more mature, experienced and all that good stuff

i know that those wishes are only wishes, its just i have to make it come true! yeah
i hope i can manage it just as expected :)

well, this is everything that i have to say now
just want to fill in the blog hehe

see ya dont know when ;)

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

a good story

so, here's the story

once there lived a granny
everyday she would travel up to hill to a lake to get water
she would bring a pole over her shoulder, at each end there hang a bucket

the bucket just look like this, it was such a tiring work for a granny!


while one bucket is in perfect condition, the other bucket is cracked
so the one with perfect condition would always carry full amount of water
whereas the cracked one would only carry half the amount,
cause the water leaked out

for two years,
the granny only carry one and half bucket of water everyday to her home
now, let assume that the bucket have feelings, okayy :)
the perfect bucket would feel very happy and proud of itself
while the cracked bucket was feeling sad, unworthy and ashamed of itself

so the cracked bucket asked the granny
"why don't you buy a new bucket, i only can deliver half a bucket home?"
it added "event hough you have work very hard to carry the water for these years, you will always ended up only one half bucket of water home"

but the granny did not answer the cracked bucket instead she took it to a place
the place was the path of the journey from the lake to her home
and what she showed it, was a beautiful flowers from her home to the lake

maybe the flowers would look like this, hehehe pretty right?


so the granny said "i always known about your cracked,
i always known that you can only bring me half a bucket,
so i took advantage of it, i plant flower seeds on your side of the path
and because of you these beautiful flowers were able to grow,
so i can pick them up and put them to my own house,
therefore if it is not because of you oh cracked bucket,
i wouldn't be able to see these beautiful flowers on my journey and in my house"

- the end -

so, the conclusion is...
everybody has flaws, and these flaws that make you unique
and the person you are that are loved by the persons around you
so, we are all cracked buckets!!!

no body in the world is completely useless so never EVER underestimate yourself
have faith and hope in yourself and others :)

let say that we are mud, that look useless and dirty to some people
but others may see it as valuable
if you scooped the mud off the ground, it will become clay
and... every clay can be made into different many various opportunities
like masterpiece!!! a beautiful artwork



so here we are, whether or not decide to be the creator of the masterpiece :)

Monday, August 2, 2010

funny things part 3

real conversations :)

di sebuah restoran...
Eksekutif: "Mas, boleh minta toothbrush mas?"
Pelayan: "Oh, mohon maaf pak, kalau toothbrush kami tidak menyediakan. Kalau toothpick kami punya..."
Eksekutif: "Oh, kalau gak ada, gak usah deh mas."

di toko bangunan...
Cewek: "Mas beli paku penis nya satu kotak ya"
Mas penjual: "Oh, nggak ada mbak, adanya paku pines"

di senayan...
Ibu: "Emang hari minggu ada apaan sih, jalanan ditutup?"
Bapak: "Kayaknya ada Fun Bite deh, makanya banyak yang naik sepeda..."

di pinggir jalan...
Cowok: "Pak, gerobaknya rusak?"
Tukang Nasi Goreng: "Nggak, ini baru kok, pak..."
Cowok: "Kok didorong?"

di mall...
Cewek: "Iya, dulu kan gue les bareng si Ana. Rambutnya masih panjang tuh, yang lurus gitu kayak rambut Sunlight."

di lift...
Rekan: "Selamat ya pak, atas kelahiran anaknya."
Bapak baru: "Terima kasih."
Rekan: "Cowok apa cewek pak? Namanya siapa?"
Bapak baru: "Cowok, namanya Rakam."
Rekan: "Artinya apa pak?"
Bapak baru: "Itu...ibunya masuk rabu keluar kamis..."

di suatu rumah...
Teman A: "Aaaaaah!" (sembari menunjuk ke langit-langit)
Teman B: (terkejut) "Apaan sih?"
Teman A: "Itu! Ada cicak masa kakinya empaaat?!"
Teman C: "Emang cicak kakinya berapa?"
Teman A: "Dua kan?"

di plaza semanggi...
Cewek: "Mas, tolong teh nya nambah ya."
Pelayan: "Iya mbak, sebentar ya."
Cowok: "Eh, emang teh nya bisa di recycle?"

di warung pecel lele...
Cewek: "Pak, saya pesan pecel lele ya, yang dada jangan lupa!"

di angkot...
Ibu-ibu A: "Wah, habis nonton Harry Potter di TV aku jadi ngefans lho sama dia!"
Ibu-ibu B: "Karena apanya bu?"
Ibu-ibu A: "Dia tu yah... Udah ganteng, pinter main sulap, terus pinter bahasa inggris! hebat kan?"

di toko rental...
Penjaga rental PS: "X, kamu liat kucing hitam warna putih gak?"

di kelas fisika...
Murid SMA: "Eh, ini rumus, kaya rumus fisika ya?"

latihan percakapaan bahasa inggris...
Guru: "A, kamu jadi pelayan call delivery-nya. B, kamu jadi pemesan."
Murid A dan B: "Okay, m'am!"
Murid A: "Hello, Kentucky Fried Chicken, may I help you?"
Murid B: "Yes, do you have fried chicken?"

di sekolah...
Cowok A: "Iya, jadi dulu gue pernah jatuh dari lantai 7..."
Cowok B: "Ooh, terus loe mati nggak?"

di kedai...
Cowok A: "Gokil! Tuh chef hebat banget ya, bisa masak sambil aktraksi sulap gitu."
Cowok B: "Iya, hebat ya. Kan jarang ada chef yang bisa masak."

di mall...
Cowok modis A: "Keren banget tuh iPod, pengen beli ah gue!"
Cowok modis B: "Yah, telat lu. Gua sih udah punya dari lama, tapi iPod gue mereknya Sony."

di apotik...
Cewek : "Sayang, minum obatnya ini setelah atau sesudah makan?"

di rs bersalin...
Bapak-bapak ke istrinya: "Ma, kok semua pasien pada bunting ya?"

di sekolahan...
Pelajar cewek A melihat teman makan belimbing: "Gila ya si A rajin banget!"
Pelajar cewek B: "Loh? Emang dia biasanya bawa buah ke sekolah kan? Emang kenapa? Sehat dong!"
Pelajar cewek A: "Iya sih. Tapi rajin banget liat! Sampe buahnya dibentuk bintang-bintang gitu!"

di sebuah kantor...
Karyawan Lama: "Kalau mau ngecek rumus di selnya, pencet F2 aja..."
Karyawan baru belajar excel: "Oh gitu, pencet F dulu baru pencet 2 ya? Atau barengan pencetnya?"

funny things part 2

real conversations :)

di agensi iklan...
Graphic Designer: "Jadi, brosurnya nanti mau dibikin BW atau PC?"
Account Executive dan Art Director (serempak): "PC? apaan tuh?"
Graphic Designer: "Duh.. udah berapa lama sih kerja di advertising... itu PC... Pull Colour!"

di kantor engineering consltant...
Senior engineer: "Kalau facebook itu apa sih?"
Junior engineer: "Oohhh... itu kayak jaringan sosial gitu, pak..."
Senior engineer: "Bentuknya gimana? Lebih kecil dari netbook?"

di sebuah sekolah...
Satpam Lama: "Kamu sekeluarga berapa bersaudara?"
Satpam Baru: "Berlima, saya anak bungsu..."
Satpam Lama: "Cewenya berapa?"
Satpam Baru: "Belon punya bang… abang bisa cariin?"

di perumahaan...
Adik: “HP nya baru ya, teh?”
Kakak: (Mengangguk)
Adik: “Boleh liat gak?”
Kakak: (sambil berbisik) “Kamu ngomongnya jangan kenceng-kenceng, teteh lagi transfer lagu lewat bluetooth.
Nanti suara kamu ikut kerekam.”

pas rumah mati lampu...
Pembantu ke majikan yang sedang menyalakan sekering: "Eh awas, jangan pake kayu nanti kesetrum.
ini aja pake tongkat besi."

di cawang...
Karyawan A: "Duh, flashdisk gua mana ya, bantuin cariin dong!"
Karyawan B: "Di-misscall aja..."

di waktu senggang...
Cewek: (Main TTS)"Yang, pengampunan hukuman apa?"
Cowok: "Amnesti"
Cewek: "Cuma lima kotak kok..."
Cowok: "Kalau gitu nulisnya kecil-kecil aja..."

lg ngobrol didalem mobil...
Perempuan A: "Eh, bentar gw angkat telepon dulu ya, nanti kita lanjutin lagi."
Perempuan B: "oke."
Perempuan A, beberapa menit kemudian: "Jadi, sampai dimana kita?"
Supir: "Terogong."

di resto padang...
Pramuniaga (sedang kerepotan):"Makan bungkus, mas?"
Pria:"Enak aja! (menggerutu) makan nasi... masa disuruh makan bungkus!"

di carefour...
ABG gaya selangit ngomong di telepon: “Aahhh serius lo? Masa siiiih? O-EM-JI! O-EM-JI! OOO-EEEM-JIII! OH-MY-JOD!”

di sebuah kantor...
Sekretaris: "Oh gua baru tau kalo VP itu singkatan dari vice president, gua pikir first president..."

ini pengalaman pribadi
waktu gempa bumi...
announcer: "perhatian2 kpd penghuni apt. xxx mohon agar menggunakan lift,
hindari untuk naik tangga darurat" (nada announcer keren)
"..."
beberapa detik kemudian
"ehh (panik dan malu) maksud saya, pake tangga jgn pake lift" (ga jadi keren d)
gw: cekikikan, saking paniknya x, mau buru2 kuar dr apt juga haha

funny things part 1

real conversations :)

di toko kacamata...
Pembeli: "Softlens-nya kurang lebar mbak, warna hitam mata saya masih keliatan di pinggirnya nih. ada yang lain gak?"
Pramuniaga: "Mata mbak besar sih, jadi upilnya juga besar."

di kampus...
Mahasiswa A: "Eh , kalo internetan pake HP enaknya pake provider apa ya?"
Mahasiswa B: "Kalo gua sih pake X. Gila, sehari bisa gratis internetan sampe 1 megaplex!"

di kaki lima...
Pembeli cablak: "Mas nasi gorengnya satu, telornya digaplok yah!"

di mall ambasador...
Cowok melambai: "Maaaas... gua pengen beli Nokia N73 doooong!"
Penjual: "Ada, mas. Bentar ya, saya ambilin."
Cowok melambai: "Eh! Ngga usah! Gua gak mau beli disini kok... tempat lain yang ada dimana ya, mas?"

di suatu sekolah...
Teman A: "Eh, gua pengen manjangin rambut nih, pake apa ya biar cepet panjang ?"
Teman B: "Oh rambut, rambut itu hair..."
Teman C: "..."

di sekolah SMP...
Pelajar Iseng: "Pak, nama ditulis pak?"
Guru Killer: "Ya, ditulis dong!"
Pelajar Iseng: "Ooh... ditulis! tanggal lahir?"
Guru Killer: "Ya ditulis dong! Gimana sih kamu?"
Pelajar Iseng: "Oh... ditulis juga ya? Kalau kelamin?"
Guru Killer: (dengan nada kesal) "NGGAK! DIGAMBAR AJA!"

di pom bensin...
Ibu penumpang Metromini: "Bang, lagi ngisi bensin kok rokoknya gak dimatiin dulu sih?"
Supir Metromini: "Gak apa-apa, udah biasa."
Ibu penumpang Metromini: "Matiin dulu aja deh bang! Nanti meledak!"
Supir Metromini: "Gak bakal meledak bu, ini solar kok..."

di suatu siang...
A: "Loe entar lanjut kuliah mau kemana?"
B: "Ke Universitas X nih."
A: "Ooh, emang ke sana ambil jurusan apa?"
B: "Harmoni."

di resto sushi...
Cewek A: "Eh ini apaan ya?"
Cewek B: "Belut kali"
Cewek A: "Ooo... bukan kaki gurame ya?"
Cowok: "Kaki gurita maksud lo?"

di kelas...
Ibu guru: "Eh kamu, tolong ambilin spidol papan tulis dong di ruang tata usaha.
Warna item aja tapi kalo ada yang warna putih ambilin sekalian ya"

di sebuah toko...
Pengunjung: "Mbak beli pitanya 5 meter"
Pegawai: (mengambil pita yang dimaksud)
Pengunjung: "Bisa tolong sekalian potongin setengah meter setengah meter ngga, Mbak?"
Pengawai: "Nggak bisa, adanya ukuran semeter" (dengan ketus)
Pengunjung: "Oh, kalo satu meter satu meter terus dipotong dua bisa?"
Pegawai: "Bisa."

back at that times

just sharing a bit memory of mine...
here it goes!

it was back then, when i was just a primary school girl :)
i changed school because i moved to another city

and at the very first day...
during the recess time, all the classmates and I were playing a game
i can't recall what the game is but it is played by a player choosing his/her own group kind of thing

so, i didn't know anyone but the player was a boy initial J
he was the one to choose his own group
and by the third person he chose is me
suddenly, the classmates cheering " cieee cieee cieee"
and i was like what did happen? hahaha *confused face
again they say "so, she'll be his 3rd gf"
and i was again like "... what ..." *more confused

yeah, after that my school days were full of teasing (you know what it's like right )
let say J began to bug me, again and again and again
ok, what did i mean by bugging me?
for instance, sending me a love letter or just by doing so, all the guys are teasing!

i couldn't say a love letter as he told somebody else wrote it for me ( a girl)
and the reason is because he said he was ashamed that his handwriting is ugly
so he asked for the girl's help, yeah it happened every day *_* LOL

and... everyday i reject all the letters, not even one i read
so, this makes all the people go "boo-ing" on me! okayyyyy for me

the problem is he was like the star of the class
many say he was handsome *frankly speaking i forgot his face now
many say he was friendly *and yes yes and yes, he is such a friendly guy!
many say that he was a playboy *i believe it too :)
overall, in short he was popular and i rejected him

yeah, i am just a primary school girl
plus, i am a new transfer student
plus, i know no one
plus, i do not interested in relationship back there
plus, they all are booing at me
plus, i have to concentrate on my studies *i am quite stupid :p
and, yeah that is just great! how considerate!

but, anyway, it all then just let say not a hot issue anymore
so finally, i had a nice normal school days :D *happy
what about me and J?? we became BEST friends hehehe
everyday, during the recess, we shall play together
well, no boredom while playing with him
we often compete during physical education time
*may i a bit boasting hehehe
that i was the fastest girl runner back there
and he was the fastest boy runner back there
so, we often compete who was the fastest in the class?haha
we were cute, weren't we?? (*you who read this want to puke may be) LOL

i just wish those days can come back :p
as i changed school again, and we lost contact
i even literally speaking forgot how to write his name

well, just a section of memory <3

Friday, July 30, 2010

just for fun!

first video is...

this is the time to fill our time because of boredom
actually, we become the committees of an event in our university
but our divisions do not have any tasks, so this is what we do ;)

and here's the second video...

this video is about advertising lesson during my studies hehe
i thought it is quite funny and creative